Today while surfing the net i clicked on one link which says - "Know your future". There i have to answer some questions and then they will tell me my future by sending me a mail. But bcoz i wasted my time in answering to those stupid questions i want to share this with all of you. so here i go.
1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it .
Mar jaawa mirchi kha ke , these guys are talking about painful memories right away . I have a strong belief that any decent young man without a history of police encounters or public beatings should not have any scars on his 'jism'. So after a prolonged examination of the wonderland that my body is , I proclaim I have no scars on my body . I know the question demands to find a scar and even talk about how I got it as if it's the world cup trophy , but then what do I do if I have no scars ? Ab blog post ke liye I won't go around asking people "Bhai saab, please stab me thoda sa, I need to write about the scar on my body ."
2. What does your phone look like ?
Whoever designed this quiz must have been a girl . And when I say girl , I mean the 100% girly girl , who screams 'Cho chweeeeeeet' everytime looks at a baby ( Itni excite ka 'cho chweeet' bolti hai ki baby diaper mein susu kar deta hain) . I mean , no male , unless he is under the influence of alcohol , would ask a question like "What does your phone look like?". But anyway , my phone looks like..umm..surprise...a phone ! . If you are still amazed , it has a keypad and a screen too ! . And it is as brown as Janet Jackson. Chalo ho gaya. Ab phone ke baare mein aur kya documentary banau ? Phone hai ustaad , global warming nahi hain.
3. What is your current desktop picture ?
Arre ab kahan wo zamaana . If i was living alone, then you would have got a rangeen reply . You know what kinda desktop pictures we keep when at home - sunsets , palaces , gardens , monuments , waterfalls etc etc . Waise right now I see myself smiling at me on the desktop. Hi anuj.(because my wallpaper has perfectly black background with no image on it, just a clean black wallpaper. Esa lagta hai jese black diamond kaali mhendi ka pouch khol k lga diya ho desktop pe) .
4. Do you believe in gay marriage ?
Huh ? Oye gay marriage hain , koi UFO thode hee hain jo pooch rahe ho "Do you believe ?". I believe a marriage is a union of two minds , who then commit to tread the path of life together , facing all adversity and celebrating all joys together , and helping each other grow in the process . Gay or otherwise , the essence of a marriage is unaffected by such issues. Subhan allah , ekdum miss world waala answer diya na !
5. What do you want more than anything right now ?
Watch 2012 (movie) . Looks like all my friends are either married or committed to find time to go out with me . All boys outings ka to zamaana hee nahi raha . I am planning to go alone to watch this movie. (note:- if anybody interested, contact me but u have to buy your own ticket. Please dont come with any expectations).
6. What time were you born ?
On a mildly cool afternoon, that fateful day in february, 1985 , I was delivered into this world , with no indication of the fact that I was to grow up to become the wonderful and charming young man I am today :P. Within seconds of my being born , a pretty nurse with big eyes wrapped me into a soft white blanket . As she was turning back to get something else , I suddenly gripped her finger with my tiny palm , pulled her towards me and asked her in my newly discovered voice - "Aunty , time kya hua hain ?."
You actually think all this happened ? Nahi na . So how am I expected to know what time it was when I was born ?
7. Are your parents still together ?
Oye ! Abbe western culture ke poster , humare India mein parents remain together . They are very much together and have no dangerous plans . Shaadi mein fevicol khaayi thi mummy papa ne , mazboot jod hain , tootega nahi.
8. Last person who made you cry ?
Me . I believe no one else can make me cry . Tears arise out of what I do with the thoughts in my head . ( Kaafi profound hain yeh jawaab , samajh na aye tho koi nahi )
9. What is your favorite perfume / cologne ?
Yaar main koi Page 3-socialite-fashion designer types hoon jo itna perfume conscious hunga ? Apna 100 rupye mein axe deo lekar use karta aa raha hoon saalo se .Ladkiyan to ad mein hee attract hoti hain . Real life mein tho 'Namaste Bhaiyya' hee kehti hain.
10. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex ?
I m very adjusting and easy going person. You ask about the colors , even a lack of hair and eyes is totally cool with me ( Jyada bol gaya emotional hokar , maybe I won't be totally cool with a girl who looks like a blind Anupam Kher ).
11. What are you listening to ?
'Wake me up when september ends' from 'Greenday'. The first time someone told me there is a song which goes "Wake me up when september ends" , I thought it was about kumbhkaran in ramayan.
12. Do you get scared of the dark ?
Not if there is Katrina kaif in the same room .
13. Do you like pain killers ?
Like ? What's there to like or dislike in a pain killer ? If there is pain , I take the pill . You don't expect me to 'like' pain killers and yell "Mummy ! Aaaj lunch mein aloo ke paranthe aur pain killers bana do ! Bahut din ho gaye accha khaana khaye hue !."
14. Are you too shy to ask someone out ?
I am as 'besharam' as a C grade tamil movie . Aati kya 2012 dekhne ? Ab bolte to "aati kya khandaala' hain , but i dont wanna go anywhere which is near Pune.
15. If you could eat anything right now , what would it be ?
The guy who put so stupid questions in this tag . With some tomato ketchup.
16. Who was the last person you made mad ?
Mummy. I do that very frequently.
17. Is anyone in love with you ?
Ladies , this question is for you. Aaju baaju mat dekh , baat dil ki bol daal.
1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it .
Mar jaawa mirchi kha ke , these guys are talking about painful memories right away . I have a strong belief that any decent young man without a history of police encounters or public beatings should not have any scars on his 'jism'. So after a prolonged examination of the wonderland that my body is , I proclaim I have no scars on my body . I know the question demands to find a scar and even talk about how I got it as if it's the world cup trophy , but then what do I do if I have no scars ? Ab blog post ke liye I won't go around asking people "Bhai saab, please stab me thoda sa, I need to write about the scar on my body ."
2. What does your phone look like ?
Whoever designed this quiz must have been a girl . And when I say girl , I mean the 100% girly girl , who screams 'Cho chweeeeeeet' everytime looks at a baby ( Itni excite ka 'cho chweeet' bolti hai ki baby diaper mein susu kar deta hain) . I mean , no male , unless he is under the influence of alcohol , would ask a question like "What does your phone look like?". But anyway , my phone looks like..umm..surprise...a phone ! . If you are still amazed , it has a keypad and a screen too ! . And it is as brown as Janet Jackson. Chalo ho gaya. Ab phone ke baare mein aur kya documentary banau ? Phone hai ustaad , global warming nahi hain.
3. What is your current desktop picture ?
Arre ab kahan wo zamaana . If i was living alone, then you would have got a rangeen reply . You know what kinda desktop pictures we keep when at home - sunsets , palaces , gardens , monuments , waterfalls etc etc . Waise right now I see myself smiling at me on the desktop. Hi anuj.(because my wallpaper has perfectly black background with no image on it, just a clean black wallpaper. Esa lagta hai jese black diamond kaali mhendi ka pouch khol k lga diya ho desktop pe) .
4. Do you believe in gay marriage ?
Huh ? Oye gay marriage hain , koi UFO thode hee hain jo pooch rahe ho "Do you believe ?". I believe a marriage is a union of two minds , who then commit to tread the path of life together , facing all adversity and celebrating all joys together , and helping each other grow in the process . Gay or otherwise , the essence of a marriage is unaffected by such issues. Subhan allah , ekdum miss world waala answer diya na !
5. What do you want more than anything right now ?
Watch 2012 (movie) . Looks like all my friends are either married or committed to find time to go out with me . All boys outings ka to zamaana hee nahi raha . I am planning to go alone to watch this movie. (note:- if anybody interested, contact me but u have to buy your own ticket. Please dont come with any expectations).
6. What time were you born ?
On a mildly cool afternoon, that fateful day in february, 1985 , I was delivered into this world , with no indication of the fact that I was to grow up to become the wonderful and charming young man I am today :P. Within seconds of my being born , a pretty nurse with big eyes wrapped me into a soft white blanket . As she was turning back to get something else , I suddenly gripped her finger with my tiny palm , pulled her towards me and asked her in my newly discovered voice - "Aunty , time kya hua hain ?."
You actually think all this happened ? Nahi na . So how am I expected to know what time it was when I was born ?
7. Are your parents still together ?
Oye ! Abbe western culture ke poster , humare India mein parents remain together . They are very much together and have no dangerous plans . Shaadi mein fevicol khaayi thi mummy papa ne , mazboot jod hain , tootega nahi.
8. Last person who made you cry ?
Me . I believe no one else can make me cry . Tears arise out of what I do with the thoughts in my head . ( Kaafi profound hain yeh jawaab , samajh na aye tho koi nahi )
9. What is your favorite perfume / cologne ?
Yaar main koi Page 3-socialite-fashion designer types hoon jo itna perfume conscious hunga ? Apna 100 rupye mein axe deo lekar use karta aa raha hoon saalo se .Ladkiyan to ad mein hee attract hoti hain . Real life mein tho 'Namaste Bhaiyya' hee kehti hain.
10. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex ?
I m very adjusting and easy going person. You ask about the colors , even a lack of hair and eyes is totally cool with me ( Jyada bol gaya emotional hokar , maybe I won't be totally cool with a girl who looks like a blind Anupam Kher ).
11. What are you listening to ?
'Wake me up when september ends' from 'Greenday'. The first time someone told me there is a song which goes "Wake me up when september ends" , I thought it was about kumbhkaran in ramayan.
12. Do you get scared of the dark ?
Not if there is Katrina kaif in the same room .
13. Do you like pain killers ?
Like ? What's there to like or dislike in a pain killer ? If there is pain , I take the pill . You don't expect me to 'like' pain killers and yell "Mummy ! Aaaj lunch mein aloo ke paranthe aur pain killers bana do ! Bahut din ho gaye accha khaana khaye hue !."
14. Are you too shy to ask someone out ?
I am as 'besharam' as a C grade tamil movie . Aati kya 2012 dekhne ? Ab bolte to "aati kya khandaala' hain , but i dont wanna go anywhere which is near Pune.
15. If you could eat anything right now , what would it be ?
The guy who put so stupid questions in this tag . With some tomato ketchup.
16. Who was the last person you made mad ?
Mummy. I do that very frequently.
17. Is anyone in love with you ?
Ladies , this question is for you. Aaju baaju mat dekh , baat dil ki bol daal.
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