Friday, February 5, 2010

yawaaaan...... happy new year

Anuj's reflection (to anuj) - "abe oo feb chal rha hai , title hta , kuch or likh !"
Anuj - "mera blog hai , tu kon hota hai saale bhag yahan se"
 
Hi ! Before anything , a very happy new year to you (thoda sa late ho gaya :P). Hope you gain peace , prosperity , lots of girlfrnds/boyfrnds and the keys to your neighbour's car in 2010. I know its been a long time now, in fact, this is so long, i almost forgot my blogspot password and spent half an hour guessing it.

Reason for not blogging : Abe oo koi padta to hai nahi, or vese bhi koi kyon padega, im not a good-looking female who likes posting naked pictures of herself in her blog. And do u think people really want to spend their time to find out what an unemployed insane guy has to say. (Par koi tension nahi, if nobody reads my blog. Thats okay, but I'll still keep writing. At least I entertain myself. :P) Enough beta enough, Now its time to move to the topic.

This time i wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain mails to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and continuing it in 2010 also.......I m tired of chain mails by few of my friends who are on the way of becoming professional chain mail senders. But thanks anyways, because of your kindness:

* I have Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else).

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :
If you do not send this blog post to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ..... but who knows. So please forward. :P

REQUEST - I don't read the chain mails. So, please don't send it to me.

Or han date sheet aa gayi hai, tayari shuru kar do
7th feb - rose day
8th feb - purpose day
9th feb - Chochlate day
10th feb - Teddy day
11th feb - Promise day
12th feb - hug day
13th feb - Kiss day
14th feb - valentines day